my dream dates

by daniel alexander

• ghost hunting at a scary location
• going to 7-11 for a slurpee (and that’s all)
• being in a dark room while listening to old tracks made for snes games
• walking around the dog park blasting baha men through a boom box together
• playing hide and seek in dillards
• exploring abandoned buildings together
• having a carlton themed dinner
• getting black eyes together
• reading the lyrics to hard in the paint to each other
• sledding down the pyramids
• switching detachable foots in the future because we are cyborgs
• watching groundhog day on groundhog day
• sailing a boat in a grocery stores lobster tank
• scuba diving in a sewer filled with fruit punch
• playing catch with a burrito standing on top of tables in taco bells
• synchronizing our ipods to play stress by justice at the same time while trying to fly a kite in costco
• sitting on the moon

this is an exceprt from my book raddddd which you can get here