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PEACHES AS A 6 WEEK OLD KITTEN :+) by Daniel Alexander

                Peaches is Daniel Alexander’s world famous cat. The cat initially shunned the spotlight trying to bring attention to Daniel Alexander’s insatiable snacking. Eventually the snack thing wore out after Daniel Alexander snacked on everything that could be snacked on and a few things that could not. Yes Daniel Alexander’s snacking history is well-documented online cached for the world to see. Long ago Daniel Alexander shampooed his hair with a pudding snack pack because why not, it is the internet and anything goes. Since then Daniel Alexander’s online presence has matured somewhat moving onto the joys of Peaches the Cat. 

                A Spaghetti Best Western soundtrack plays complete with Continental Breakfast. Peaches looks out from the various bed items. Beds have a lot of items and this is a must. Good beds fill themselves with stuff hoping to be noticed for their extreme levels of decadence. Obviously Peaches is aware of the life of luxury. Stumbling across the bed Peaches takes a lot of time trying to get out of bed. This is typical for a cat: to simply enjoy the finer fabrics in life. Cats take a long time to get up anyway. Few cats stay up past their bedtime. Every time is potentially a bedtime for a cat, what do they have to wake up for anyway? They are cats their lives are made for them and their defecation picked up with great vigor by large creatures who coddle them. 

                The camera captures a young Peaches. Looking at the camera Peaches is already able to tell how popular they will become one day. Peaches is clearly intelligent and well aware of its cuteness showing off for the camera. Everything on the camera is downright adorable and upright upstanding citizens salute the cherished prized possession that is a pussy cat. From the bed Peaches moves onto one of those hallmarks of suburban decadence: the cordless land-line the thing that parents purchase in order to feel hip. 

                With the phone Peaches plays around. Clearly Peaches is trying to phone a friend. Unfortunately Peaches is only six weeks old and is unable to use a land-line just yet. Cats typically start using phones after six months on Earth getting it down right. Most cats prefer Apple Products because like people, cats generally enjoy the easy-to-use interface and the free U2 album that comes with it. With its little paws Peaches learns what the numbers means and learns what it means to communicate with electronic devices, a skill that serves everyone.

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advice!

on the topic of "the person i like doesn’t really like me back"

sorry to hear you’re having a rough time. there are so many possibilities that could happen with relationships. it could be that he just never has gotten serious and he might be scared. its not because he doesn’t like you but maybe he just doesn’t know or is scared of whats going to happen just like you are right now ya know? ya you can feel super bad about a boy that has come into your life and it seems like he is the only thing important in the whole entire universe!!! but you gotta learn to just enjoy the moment you have and not think about things to much to where its bringing you down. you might have it all figured out in 2 weeks wondering why you didn’t just feel this way in the first place. i guess i’m not really giving you advice about the relationship / situation but just a little voice here to tell you that life doesn’t stop for anyone and focusing all your time on someone and relying on them for happiness is a recipe for a disaster!!! you gotta learn to enjoy your life and hey if a boy comes along bring him on for the ride ya know! and that’s all there is to it!!!!

if you reach for the stars and get stopped by the clouds its okay bc you can just take a lil cat nap on the clouds!!

imagine a girl - SNCKPCK

imagine a girl with the prettiest eyes
one look into them and youll melt into the ground
imagine a girl with the coolest skates
skating into sunsets we gotta ride straight

girls like that are hard to find
but i think i found shes mine all mine

imagine a girl with everything great
so so happy you could faint away
imagine a girl with the perfect cats
petting them all day wow i love cats

girls like that are hard to find
but i think i found shes mine all mine

shes always on my mind

hello!!! its snckpck your tour guide for planet earth!!!!! add me on snapchat (snckpck) to start your amazing journey!!!!!!

its so important to love yourself completely!! you are stuck with you until forever so why not strut you and show the world you are great!!